Tuesday, April 13, 2004
NEW SITE IS UP! WARNING, STILL IN BETA TESTING.
http://www.geocities.com/runlikebenrick/
Wednesday, April 07, 2004
NOTICE: This blog is in the process of being recreated and MOVED away from motime. Sorry about the inconvenience, I should have it back up and running soon after easter with a brand new design. I love you all, stay tuned. O ya drop your e mail address is the comments section if you want to be notified when it is back up.
PS: This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were missing
Thursday, April 01, 2004
Day 92: Write your will here
Cool, I can just connect the dots on this page...I am leaving my space shuttle to Ant, my cd collection to linz and wenz, my massive depts to the british people, and my last poo to the queen of britain.
Day 91: Invent a new way of peeling potatoes.
Alright, here is what you do, we go over, invade britain and pull out all the british peoples teeth. That leaves us at about 3 teeth per british person, so for every 5 british person we can make one pototoe-mouth-scraper-peeler machine. This machine will be real effective and wont damage the potatoe as we know that in britain no one has nice shiny sharp teeth and everyone has dull teeth that are good for scraping.
Day 90: Collapse a currency.
I decided this day to collapse my currency, that is yes, spend my last dollar. I tried calling up the bangladesh line, but that didn't work so I went and blew my last bit of money at the store...I feel changed already. Either that or broke.
Monday, March 29, 2004
Motime was down AGAIN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If they do that again I'm changing servers.
Day 89: PRIMAL SCREAM DAY!!!!!!!
AHHHHH!!! THIS DAY IS SO F***** FUN!!!!!!!!!! TURN UP THE METAL REAL LOUD AND SCREAM ALONG MOTHERF******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day 88: Measure your biceps
7.5 inches......o crap, bicep size? sorry, got numbers confused.
Bicep = 16 inches.
Day : 87 : Send a message in morse code.
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Day 86: Go to the wrong side of the tracks electric fence
So i headed out looking for an electric fence. Not one o those barbed wire fences, mind you, but an electric one. So I as out wlaking, looked all over and they were all jsut barbed wire, finally got a little tried and needed to use the restroom. So I stopped there at the fence went to take a leak and felt a tingling sensation. Now not one of those good tingling sensation, or a slight one, I mean like a electric tingling, needless to say, I found that electric fence.
Thursday, March 25, 2004
Day 85: Release a red balloon.
Day 84: Beat up an asshole in the park. Throw an apple away in the park.
Today I headed out to the grand ole cameron park, yes the 2nd largest innner city park in the world. Besides getting mugged shot and being asked for money to help move 15 different guys cars, I finally found my target, a british guy. I walked up to him and asked if he was an asshole and after he said excuse me I went on to pummle his ass. When I got home later I realized I read the book wrong and it said to throw away an apple in the park...not an asshole, so I went back out there and planted it. I hope it grows.
Day 83: Call someone across the ocean in the middle of the day.
Conversation:
Hey how is it going?
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Ya, I know, that’s great, so how are things over there in
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O man that is pretty bad, what time was it?
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Isn’t it strang how it is a different time everywhere else in the world?
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You got that right, hey I’ll let you go, later.
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Monday, March 22, 2004
Back from break now. Like I said regular updates.
Day 82: Spend 30 minutes in the Lotus Position.
I don't believe in the new age hoodoo voodoo but I went ahead and spent 30 minutes in it while watching a movie, I must have dont it wrong because my right leg fell asleep. I hate it when that happens, that means all night my leg will be awake 
(ya bad joke har har)
Friday, March 19, 2004
Day 78: Political correct friend day
I don't have any Japanese or pacific Islander friends, so if you are one, tell me, so I cna mark you off. Off to austin in a few hours,I promise regular updates after sunday.
Wednesday, March 17, 2004
Yea its bad, but tis a 5 minute job...if anyone has photoshop and can create a good one it would rock, you would get eternal thumbs up on my site.
...I'll fix it tommorow when im at work... http://www.geocities.com/czessmaster/RLHAB.jpg
Tuesday, March 16, 2004
While looking at other people's blogs I found out I did the psychopath day wrong and I actually scored a 27. So I'm about 3 times as psycho as I though. Joy.
Sorry botu lack of updates, was gone. BTW did anyone else reserve a table at Gino's?
Day 76: Wear smaller shoes day
I am now soaking up the pleasure of being shoeless. I went through the day wearing some old running shoes I had and it wasn't too fun. My feet stink now because the shoes are old, I feel sorry who can't afford new shoes.
